What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer