What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.