What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing