Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
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West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
How should I know?
Who else invents things?
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Because he had good genes.
J. Robert Moppenheimer
With Al-Gore-rithims
People got lit and turnt.
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Because it was invented by a black person!
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Ed. U. Cation!
A no-bell prize
Jon Bonjela!
It twerked.
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Two wee chaps
Somebody had an idea.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
She gives birth to a son.
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
One copper coin, two dwarves.
We would have called it a teeth brush
So blind people can hate hippies too.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
Alfred the grate !
They weren't invented yet.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
She gives birth to a boy.
A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Chris P.
What are our scientists doing
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
They were very impressed!
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Henry the 1/8
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
So black kids could get messy too.
guy who invented ketchup packets
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
It caused a revolution.
Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
gets arrested*
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A leper playing guitar.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
A X-pert
That thing hurts!
They say he made a mint.
Lil Caesars
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
Dad.
Urinate
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Mississippi.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant
One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.
Dragon drop
Hit it in the face with an axe.
Because he was coffin...
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
