What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

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What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black