What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Twerke Jokes More Twerke Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black