What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Twerke Jokes More Twerke Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black