What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Twerke Jokes More Twerke Jokes

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.