Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

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What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.