Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.