Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!