Traffic Light Jokes

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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