When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
Oher's NFL career
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
She isn't standing in the kitchen
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
There's 20 of them.
There are twenty of them.
A tractor
Because they cant find dates
