When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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How do you tell jokes?

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.