When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
He went back 4 seconds.
Tijuana build a snowman
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
They never expect a ring
The execution
She hated my poncho.
Netflix and chill.