How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Navy Seal Jokes More Navy Seal Jokes

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.