What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.