What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"