What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"