Hey guys, watch this!"
Car battery
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
A Brojob.
The Cinemon.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
The lift attendants have jobs.
