What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

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What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"