Snowboarder Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder?

How you strap on the dirtbag.

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