What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.