What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

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Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!