What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

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What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.