What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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