What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Previous Random Joke Next

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

Stall Jokes More Stall Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!