What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.