What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What did Helen Keller call her dog?

ltsmashes keyboard&gt

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.