What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!