What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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