What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas