What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even