Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Dozen Donut Jokes More Dozen Donut Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.