The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Because they were being "brewed"
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Stephen Hawking
Because they're a diamond dozen
A tea bag last longer in the cup
So they won't whistle on the way down.
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
