Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Popular Guy Jokes More Popular Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Dozen Donut Jokes More Dozen Donut Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts