What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup