How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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Gilles de la gourmette

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...