There are literally Sicilians.
Gilles de la gourmette
A cannibal.
Zombaes
Denial. Myself included.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
The spaghetto
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...