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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Lower Jokes More Lower Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Sicilian Jokes More Sicilian Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...