Denial. Myself included.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
To remind them why there's no money in it
A: Conetiquette
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
Including dirty nursery rhymes.
Because they are never included in anything.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
Because she was queen of denial.
