What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.