What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh