What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.