What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.