What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.