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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

Ideal Weight Jokes More Ideal Weight Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.