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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Urn Jokes More Urn Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Ideal Weight Jokes More Ideal Weight Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!