Everything there is recycled, including this post.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because they are never included in anything.
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Including dirty nursery rhymes.
Denial. Myself included.
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
About 3 pounds, including the urn.
They are both unlike radicals.
OC High humor
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Nothing... They've never met
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!
Watt-er
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/