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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

3 Pound Jokes More 3 Pound Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From , posted by

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."