Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.