Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.