What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.