What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Smells like teen spirit.

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I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.