What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.