How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.