How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.