How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.