How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.