Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.