Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why was the smurf's hat blue?

Cus it was sad.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.