Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

Cus he was too far out, man

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...