Because the stalks are all ears.
The tomato is red.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Punjabi-ng.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
A pioneer
A wind tunnel.
Because their stalks are always growing.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
There's too many ears
It goes in one ear and out the other