Because the stalks are all ears.
She isn't standing in the kitchen
The punchline is too long.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
I hold mine by the ears.
The silence of the lambs
Cus it was being stalked!
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
It didn't matter, they were all ears
It goes in one ear and out the other
