Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears