Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears