Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.