Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other