Because Jack was bean stalked
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Because the stalks are all ears.
PGA Tour.
Cus it was being stalked!
Because their stalks are always growing.
They could be stalking you!
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Because he was bean stalked.....
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
Cancer!*
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!
He was too concerned with the tan gent.
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Because he dosen't have a plot.
A rotisserie chicken
Legen-dairy*
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
The PGA tour.
He didn't want any beef.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.