Because Jack was bean stalked
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Because the stalks are all ears.
PGA Tour.
Cus it was being stalked!
Because their stalks are always growing.
They could be stalking you!
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Because he was bean stalked.....
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
Thanks for the refill.
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
There's too many ears
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
11 because it has another 1
A tire.
Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*
