Because Jack was bean stalked
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Because the stalks are all ears.
PGA Tour.
Cus it was being stalked!
Because their stalks are always growing.
They could be stalking you!
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Because he was bean stalked.....
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
Because it was more than 90 degrees.
Hiding the erection.
Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
They are out standing in their field.
Draculaw
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
poop.
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
It goes in one ear and out the other
It didn't matter, they were all ears
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
He wanted to work undercover.
