What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish