What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.