What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer