What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me