What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.