Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.