Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.