Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.