Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta