Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.