Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.