Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.