What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.