What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.