What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian