What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.