How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.