How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.