How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What do you call Italian marijuana?

A pizza joint

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."