How is she now ?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.