How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream