How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream