Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Why did Lily fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there Not Lily.

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.