Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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Row vs. Wade

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What does Santa teach his elves?

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.