Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.