Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast