Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.