Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.