Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.