Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!