Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.