Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!