What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim