What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home