What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.