What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home