What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home