What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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