What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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