What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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