What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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How to annoy a Redditor?

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