What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

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What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How to annoy a Redditor?

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