Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is Ellen Pao's favourite piece of Malware?

Ponzi Buddy