Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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Who characters?

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Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

Pao Ming.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick