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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod?

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

Who was left?

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

What did the mod say to the other?

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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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How to annoy a Redditor?

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

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What does disappointment feel like?

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Why is it deleted?

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What are some of the best comments on threads?

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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Who characters?

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What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you