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Well they deleted

She deleted that email.

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A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Because, they're so darn stupid!

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Because other people took the bait.

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

He got shot down.

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

To recycle a joke from the other side.

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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