How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted