Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
You will see one later and one in a while.
A Brazillion...
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Ponzi Buddy.
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.