What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.