What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.