What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.