What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF