The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
It doesn't like Cats.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Tell her she's pregnant.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
A Warehouse.
Get off me, homes!
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Asians
Riceist.
Ayyee essay, where are you going
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