The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
Sparky
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Breaking Bad"
Depends on which method you try....
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Straight jack it.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because they're 90 degrees!
None, we just swap out your whole house
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
I don't want to plow my driveway
Because of their frequent bow movements.
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
My homework"
