A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
He told her he *can't elope*.
Because it was humerus.
Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*
Because windows 7 8 9.
The Holy Braille!
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
He was not Boeing.