What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.