What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!