What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."