What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!