I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
One baby nailed to 10 trees...
Because 9/11.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
Because 8 nined 10.
To get to 10.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
A construction site
Automobile.
A wind tunnel.
Prison food
1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters
That's right. 10.
Notice me 10"
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
A raft
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
They were trying to keep their german market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Because 7 (eight) 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
The McCann Family.
10 books of Snow Whites
Because 7 8 9.
A virgin
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
Because 7 8 9
10 E's
10
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
Because 7, 10, 11!
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
A good start.
A receding hareline.
Because 7, 10, 11.
because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
A gangbang
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
All the extra cubholders.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Because 7 ate 9.
Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell
Because 10 9 8
A good time )
A quarterback.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Tenants
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
A Def Leppard.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
It got stuck in 9/11
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
Because X was always 10
5-5-2-2."
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
The Logo.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage
Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*
They only work 10% of the time.
It was a poultry amount
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.
Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.
You knock on the door.
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.
Because they're stuck up
In a mirror.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
A dead one...
Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
Finding a baby in two trashcans.
What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage
Nothing.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Visa or Mastercard?
