A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...
Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Porridge
A good start.
A huge mess.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)