Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.