How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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She was wearing no turn on red. :

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He couldn't see himself doing the work

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About a buccaneer!

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Two pirates.

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By adding some beets

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Calc you later!

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because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...