How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!