How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".