Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.