Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.